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روش خرید: برای خرید پس از کلیک روی دکمه زیر و تکمیل فرم سفارش، ابتدا محصول مورد نظر را درب منزل یا محل کار تحویل بگیرید، سپس وجه کالا و هزینه ارسال را به مامور پست بپردازید. جهت مشاهده فرم خرید، روی دکمه زیر کلیک کنید.

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ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺎﻥ ﭘﺮﺳﯿﺪﻥ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﺨﺎﻃﺐ ﺧﺎﺹ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺗﻨﻬﺎﯾﯿﻢ ﭼﯿﮑﺎﺭ ﮐﻨﯿﻢ؟؟؟

. . . . . . . . ﺑﻌﻠﻪ ﺳﻮﺍﻟﻪ ﺑﺠﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﻭ ﺟﺎﻟﺒﯽ ﭘﺮﺳﯿﺪﻥ ﺍﻻﻥ ﺗﻮﺿﯿﺢ ﻣﯿﺪﻡ … .!
ﻣﺜﻼ ﻣﻦ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﺯ ﺣﻤﻮﻡ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﯾﻪ ﻟﯿﻮﺍﻥ ﺁﺏ ﭘﺮﺗﻘﺎﻝ ﭘﺮ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﻭ ﻣﯿﺬﺍﺭﻡ ﺭﻭﯼ ﻣﯿﺰ ﻭﺑﻌﺪﺵ ﻣﯿﺮﻡ ﺩﻭﺵ ﻣﯿﮕﯿﺮﻡ

ﻭ ﻣﯿﺎﻡ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ!!! ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻡ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻌﺠﺐ ﺑﻪ ﻟﯿﻮﺍﻥ ﺭﻭﯼ ﻣﯿﺰ ﻧﮕﺎﻩ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻢ :

ﻋــــﻪ ! ﻣﺭﺳﯽ ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﮐﻪ ﺑﺮﺍﻡ ﺁﺏ ﭘﺮﺗﻘﺎﻝ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﯽ !!! ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﻡ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﻫﻢ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﺪﻩ …..!!
! ﺑﻌﺪﺵ ﯾﻪ ﺟﻮﮎ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﺗﻌﺮﯾﻒ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﻭ ﻟﭙﻤﻮ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻢ ﻣﯿﮕﻢ :

ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﯼ ﻋﺸﻘﻢ ﻓﺪﺍﺕ ﺑﺸﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺍﯾﻨﻘﺪ ﺑﺎ ﻧﻤﮑﯽ , . . . . .

ﺍﻻﻧﻢ ﻗﺮﺻﺎﻣﻮ ﻣﻴﺨﻮﺭﻡ ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﻣﻴﺸﻡ

 

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ﺩﻭﺳﺘﻢ ﺷﮑﺴﺖ ﻋﺸﻘــــــﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻩ

ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﭘﯿﺸﻢ ﮔﺮﯾﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ :

ﻋﺸﻖ ﻭ ﻋﺎﺷﻘﯽ ﻫﻤﺶ ﺩﺭﻭﻏﻪ ،

ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻡ ﻣﺚ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺎﺷﻢ ،

ﻋﺎﺷﻖ ﻧﺸﻢ ،

ﭘﺴﺖ ﺑﺎﺷﻢ ،

ﺁﺷﻐﺎﻝ ﺑﺎﺷﻢ ،

ﻋﻮﺿﯽ ﺑﺎﺷﻢ ،

ﻣﺚ ﻻﺷﺨﻮﺭﺍ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﮐﻨﻢ …

ﺍﺻﻦ ﺑﺸﻢ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻣﺚ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻩ ﻭ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﺣﺎﻟﯿﺶ ﻧﯿﺲ

ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻡ ﺩﻟﺪﺍﺭﯾﺶ ﺑﺪﻡ ﯾﺎ ﺑﺰﻧﻣﺶ ﺻﺪﺍ ﺳﮓ ﺑﺪﻩ ؟

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